Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021

Calceto

The place that the legends have learned playing soccer. DRAGONS sharing pipes there.

EXAMPLE:Paizo mpala san tous drakous Mesa sto CALCETO.

EXAMPLE 2: Nothing....

by Someone From Calceto November 20, 2021

Caleta

A beautiful spicy hispanic girl that’s slim thick, with a phat ass that is feisty, knows how to fuck u right ,knows how to cook very funny and outgoing, loves to party, and ride or die. And not scare to go off and beat a person ass. She loves her friends and is very loyal when it comes to her friends and her man. Never mess with the people she cares about. She can be nice but also got a slick mouth and anger issues.

Omg Caleta is that girl man anyone would be lucky to have her

by Richbabyyy November 23, 2021