Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

condo boomer

A mass generation of condo inhabiting people.

As the baby boomers retire and as generation Xers buy their first homes (most likely condos) they will all be dubbed condo boomers.

by another condo boomer August 26, 2005

Roblox Condo

A game on Roblox that's soul purpose is to let Roblox players have sexual intercourse. The kids, (Or 45 year old men being creeps.) can just go on Discord and search for a Roblox condo server. It's that easy.

Did you hear about RaxtsLL being at that Roblox condo?

by X_42Q March 31, 2022

Condompenis

Condompenis is basically the penis and the condom kissing

Also meaning KONSTANTINOS who likes swagging and sucking women's pussys

Condompenis just had hardcore sex with Katrina!!!!!!!!

by LEAGUE OF SHINOBIS March 25, 2019

condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009

Condograd

A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.

The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.

You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.

by aircooled73 May 26, 2010