Blake

Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.

Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it

by holcamara July 10, 2015

blanked

A blank is when you about to cum and you mom walks into the room. You immediately drop your dick in the sight of your own mother resulting in you not having an orgasm.

Dude, I was in my room going ham on my wang but my mom decided to walk in. I blanked so hard.

by sparkyjo December 15, 2014

Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

by Vergalicious February 19, 2008

Blanket Monster

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed

A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."

by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009

blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.

Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.

by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013

Blanked

When you have a total mind blank about something obvious and don't remember the answer for a few minutes

Teacher: So, Bob, what's the square root of two?

Bob: Uhh...what...um...twelve?

Teacher: Are you blanked?

Bob: Yes...

by BagsOfFlour October 17, 2016

Blacked Topped

Getting fuck by a Black Man

She has been blacked topped serval times.

by stello February 3, 2009