Alana Brines

Shes So Pretty. I Love Her. She Makes Me Smile<3

Omg Alana Brines Gives Me An Erection!

by Tyler Unfer December 24, 2007

advanced ap history

A class only Alfonso would take to think he is smart.

also applies to advance honors english...

Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.

Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.

by eis_luver October 20, 2008

alan silvestri

The act of eating out a woman while using your tongue to conduct the theme to Mouse Hunt and using your penis as a baton to conduct a grand orchestra

Before we had sex, I took her to the Opera House and did an Alan Silvestri on her

by secret98789 April 17, 2011

Alan

Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. He’ll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise he’ll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.

That boy Alan is such a fuck head

by Blondbuddy2 July 9, 2018

Alan

A fake ass piece of shit

That dude alan holy shit he be dodged the homies so fucking hard

by xX_ODazn_Xx October 13, 2020

Big Dick Advantage

Big Dick Advantage is when you have the biggest dick in a group of other guys.

In high school, I always had big dick advantage in the men's locker room.

by McFloppycock September 30, 2015

They don’t deserve an advantage over me

I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?

I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.

I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.

They don’t deserve an advantage over me.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 20, 2021