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Alejandro

noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)

1. One who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.

2. Extreme genius.

3. Male having an abnormally large member.

4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
Example 1.
Move aside and let the Alejandro through.

Example 2.
Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."?
Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?

Example 3.
Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Martha: He must be an Alejandro.

Example 4.
"Watch out for that Alejandro"
by a.p.f March 12, 2009
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Alejandro

Alejandro has a nice cock😎
Maria: Alejandro’s have nice cock
Santiago: I wish I had at least 5 inches
Mateo: cashate cara de mierda
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alejandro

a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he's a total rager and loves to party. he fucks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is SUPER SEXY!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he's really funny and has the prettiest eyes you'll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you'll see that he's one of coolest people you'll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. He likes to surf and snowboard, and ocassionally busts out in song. he'll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this AMAZING person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total ALEJANDRO!!!!
-woah did u see that hottie?

-yeah he's a total ALEJANDRO!
by muah <3 November 9, 2010
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Alexandria Minnesota

A city located in central Minnesota surrounded by lakes that contains a numerous amount of farmers. Not too shabby of a city that is rapidly expanding, with a new SUPER WalMart and movie theatre. Contains nice people and good food. Known for the saying, "Easy to get to, hard to leave."
I'm from Alexandria Minnesota. :)
by AnnaFromAlex September 6, 2008
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Alexandre

Alexandre is a very funny, kind, and quirky person. He cares about his friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He has dark hair, dark eyes, and a dark and dirty humour. He hangs out with the wackiest people on the planet but they are also the nicest people you will ever meet, one friend in particular is the weirdest and dumbest one ever, she is stupid, ugly, and good for nothing. He plays lots of rainbow six siege and is pretty good at it, way better than most people. If you ever get the chance to be friends with alexandre then your really lucky
Person 1: "I hope Alexandre is doing good today."
Person 2: "yeah he is, but he always hangs out with that stupid girl"
by A dumb girl December 16, 2019
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Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com
Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake
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alexandra mae

Alexandra mae is a very hot woman who always has banter and isn't afraid to say risky things

Shes also very leng and gets bare guys
Wow did you see that chick she's definitely and Alexandra mae
by K1TRAPPY September 5, 2021
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