Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
by cockadoodledont February 09, 2019
Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
by djlake99 October 29, 2023
Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 03, 2023
A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 26, 2013
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025