The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂
Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!
by Nugget figgot October 28, 2019
Get the December 2mug. Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
by B0bby Jindal April 7, 2022
Get the 1 or 2mug. by kittycat1337 June 30, 2020
Get the 2 majmug. by Macey Blake November 1, 2021
Get the October 2mug. Bipolar that exhibits severe depression, however different from Bipolar 1. Bipolar 1 features mania, where you feel extremely happy and elated and feel untouchable, however Bipolar 2 features hypomania, a slightly numbed version of mania, however, it still is a nuisance. If you have bipolar as I do, you are not invalidated or bad, you are just a part of a select group of people. You are not your psychiatric illness, and if we stay the course and stay motivated, you'll get through this.
Guy 1: "Bipolar 2 has ruined my life, I don't know what to do anymore."
Guy 2: "Dude!!!!!! It's going to be ok! Bipolar is simply just a challenge that you must overcome, every gift comes with a curse and every curse comes with a gift. Just know it doesn't make you 'crazy', even people with schizophrenia aren't crazy. They just have challenges they deal with, similar to you. You will get through this, and I love you."
Guy 2: "Dude!!!!!! It's going to be ok! Bipolar is simply just a challenge that you must overcome, every gift comes with a curse and every curse comes with a gift. Just know it doesn't make you 'crazy', even people with schizophrenia aren't crazy. They just have challenges they deal with, similar to you. You will get through this, and I love you."
by green socks December 23, 2021
Get the Bipolar 2mug. The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.
Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!
Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
by MightyAussie February 13, 2019
Get the mazda 2mug. by Dukka73 October 2, 2022
Get the October 2mug.