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Zuckerbrot und Peitsche

And its just frustrating
not knowing how to reach you
with you dismissing every little line i draw
where is this going
why are we here
do you have a plan
am i in it
and if there is no plan
why the carrot and the stick
Zuckerbrot und Peitsche
by Krkič August 2, 2019
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Julian Zuckerberg

A mix between Julian Assange and Mark Zuckerberg. Mainly used to describe a man with a bad haircut, eats macs once every 3 days and makes his team members go to the laboratory to conduct experiments.
Fuck! Julian Zuckerberg made us go lab again!
by lolerlking September 20, 2018
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Pulling a Zuckerberg

Drinking alcohol and programming.

In reference to the movie 'The Social Network' where Mark Zuckerberg gets increasingly drunker and develops 'FaceMash', the spiritual predecessor to Facebook.com
Why did I think that pulling a zuckerberg would actually result in good code?
by wheezyburke July 14, 2011
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Mark Zuckerberg

A Retarded Large Tall Lizard Man That Drinks Too Much Water In His Meetings
by Your Boi The Smart One November 7, 2018
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Mark Zuckerberg

You : A ZUCK
MArk Zuckerberg : .........
by Duck In Space May 31, 2018
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Mark Zuckerberg

The act of screwing your best pal over something that could making money for the both og you but choosing to screw him over instead. Can be used in multiple contexts such as screwing over ones family or anyone with some sort of relation to the person carrying out this heinous act.
"Bob and Joe both invented the latest battery technology in their college but Joe Mark Zuckerberged Bob and made millions off their invention."
by Lifeistough September 19, 2016
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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
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