zooted

horny as a mother fucka that you'd f**k anything that moves

I'm zooted i did my mom last night

by David Tingley January 25, 2009

zooted

(adj): The state of being extraordinarily hyper, usu. from consuming 2 or more energy drinks, such as Red Bull or Monster.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy, he looks like he;s on crack xD
Guy 2: Nah, he's just had a few Red Bulls, the dude's just zooted...

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

zooted

Praying to the point your in nother demention "that is also a holy ghost high"

I'm zooted befor the preacher lays hands on me!!!!

by Epoladee February 19, 2004

zooted

it means she is hype, or very crazy

that girl was zooted at that party yesterday.

that girl is zooted u dont wont her

by chelsy cherelle August 18, 2008

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zooted

I word used by extraordinarily ghetto people to let people know how intoxicated they are

That bul Ryan was soo zooted

by STF922 February 23, 2015

Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016