Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

zonker

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

zonkey

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004

Zonkey

Adjective. Meaning a person who loves cheesecake and chicken sandwiches.

Possibly could choke on a coffee crisp

Might get confused with bonkey 🤷 ♂️

“Hey zonkey it’s a chocolate bar please don’t choke.”

“YO ZONKEY WANT SOME CHEESECAKE!!”

by Lenny1899 September 11, 2020

Zonked

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.

Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality

by QP0N August 16, 2010

zonkers

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.

wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.

by i9incher August 15, 2009

Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

by IR Baboon September 16, 2010