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Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.
After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.
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Zonked
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
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Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
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Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
by NiggaWord November 4, 2022
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Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
by tibular September 22, 2022
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Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
by Bigballsct December 14, 2021
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Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).
“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”
by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021
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