Bum Zest

Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.

Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.

Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

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Non-zest

1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty; insipid.
2. One who lacks Zest.

"He is such a non-zest--all his conversation is completely draining the life from me."

by Zesties November 22, 2004

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Louise zest is where your room fills with moths and spiders and there is a lemony zest aroma in the air. And then a ghostly woman with dark eyes and a pale body will haunt you and just lookin at her will make you fret

Shannon : yooo dude I got “louise zested yesterday

Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me

by Tamsin lidd August 16, 2019

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Nipple Zest

When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.

Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'

John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'

by A. Delirious - Student April 24, 2008

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