lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant
"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"
by Lemmondaddy June 21, 2015
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Apricunt

When your pussy gets so old your labia looks like two dried apricot slices
I may be drunk but I’m still not hitting that apricunt
by Lemmondaddy March 30, 2018
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