Definitions by Lemmondaddy

Apricunt

When your pussy gets so old your labia looks like two dried apricot slices

I may be drunk but I’m still not hitting that apricunt

Apricunt by Lemmondaddy May 18, 2018

lemon zest 

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

lemon zest by Lemmondaddy June 29, 2015