Zebra

An ass with a bunch of stripes

The Chief can be a real zebra sometimes

by Stitch2002 December 5, 2018

Zebra Penis

Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of the offender.
Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable nymphomaniac to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself.
Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's video game console and do whatever necessary to score some action, including prostitution or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.

1. Even though my wife was home, I was so lonely over the weekend that I pleasured myself repeatedly until I developed zebra penis.

2. Billy hasn't been laid in about 3 months, he's probably given himself a zebra penis.

by Wes and Dan August 13, 2006

Zebra Juice

A slang term for the word sperm.

when I pulled my dick out of my girlfriend's cunt, I sprayed my Zebra Juice all over her face.

by T-Rizz55 October 23, 2008

Zebra

Zebra is a woman who is free spirited and can not be tamed. They can be the most loving that you will ever meet but if you attemt to put a saddle on them they will run away

So im dating this girl....I really like her but im taking it slow because shes a zebra

by BIGGDAD September 13, 2009

Zebra Girl

This is a comic drawn by artist Joe England, concerning the adventures of a young woman named Sandra, who through an accident with a magical book found by her friend's brother Jack, is transformed into a demon. She ends up with a number of zebra-like characteristics, like black-and-white stripes and hooves, explaining the name of the comic (though many of her demon traits, like her third eye and purple hair, are not at all zebra-like). The strip follows the supernatural and adventurous daily lives of both Sandra and her housemates.

After a savage beating, reading a little Zebra Girl usually cheers me up.

by TGB03 January 6, 2006

zebra

a referee(from the striped shirt worn by referees on the field)

That Zebra thinks he sees everything.

by Light Joker October 4, 2005

dog zebra

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"

"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005