paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

mystery zone

The anus.

It was only the third date, but Drew was determined to enter Linda's mystery zone.

by Chiko81 December 30, 2011

Dog Zone

When a girl says a guy is cute but like a puppy, worse off then being in the friend zone.

Raquel said that Austin has a cute smile and eyes, she totally just put him in the Dog Zone.

by The Jewgarnaut June 22, 2013

cute-zoned

When a person is not considered dateable because they're too cute to ever be looked at in a sexual way. Worse than the friendzone, but similar to the younger brotherzone or sisterzone. Typically occurs with short and attractive people, on first dates, or irreversible cases of friendzoning. Once you're cutezoned, you've reached the point of no return.

Short hot guy: *calls friend crying* "JOhN "

John: " What, Josh??"

Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"

Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"

Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"

Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"

by toocuteforlife November 4, 2013

notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.

Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.

by zxn December 16, 2018

Q zone

Referring to beats that fit your musical vocal range.

My producer sent me a new song, really isn't in my Q zone though.

by anonymous January 4, 2023

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

by europolice March 23, 2010