Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
by Don cheadle November 19, 2016
Get the Zambonimug. When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
Get the brown zambonimug. Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023
Get the Zambonimug. When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
Get the Zamboni Finishmug. by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
Get the Zamboni bullshitmug.