Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025

pink Zamboni

A name for a dogs penis

Bro why are you looking at pink Zambonis on my computer

by Cheese vault May 26, 2023

Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.

My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!

by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024

Zamboni

Ice machine

Eg: Your zamboni’s not as big as mine pumpkin fucker

by May_or May 27, 2025

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024