Tag yourself

When you relate to something and know other people can relate too

*points to picture of man falling* "tag yourself"

by Thtprsnuknw December 15, 2017

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016

drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something

Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk

by s4lmon March 10, 2016

Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 18, 2009

keep yourself safe

It means to not do anything stupid and stay safe. It is definitely not an acronym for kys.

Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!

by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017

Watch Yourself

Watch yourself means to be careful about what actions you complete or what you say to prevent getting hurt or in a fight.

You better watch yourselfor you will get hurt.

by nmoore_5021 January 24, 2017

Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012