What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
by You can go jack off with that August 16, 2009
the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 04, 2018
“Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
by Dickandballsguy12 June 28, 2023
A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.
Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'
Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!
Matty J: Gaylord!
Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!
Matty J: Gaylord!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)
You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)
Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)
Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO
by G-Union November 27, 2003
by Endr9 February 04, 2020