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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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Cuffing Year

2020 is the cuffing year . New year to start off things fresh . Too many ppl are single , so 2020 is time for cuffing
John:Do u know when cuffing year is
Tyrel: 2020 is cuffing year . Get a girl and cuff her
by Official Slang December 31, 2019
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Kobe year

The year when you’re 24 years old
Hey bro I hear you’re turning 24. It’s your Kobe year
by Spacecowboy223 November 24, 2020
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Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!
“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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Year Zero

Album by Nine Inch Nails
(07')

Easily one of the greatest political albums. Check out the ARG websites.
"Damn! I need to stop listening to Year Zero and start drinking the water."
by Bitchgoddess May 15, 2007
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jesus year

The 33rd year of your life where you are reborn in some sense. Perhaps a mid-life crisis, perhaps an ego death, perhaps the year where you abandon old ways and start new .... or perhaps you were affixed to a cross and came out the other side a spiritual figure that historians, theologians, worshipers and dissenters make the subject of many a conversation.
"When I turned 33 I quit my job, went broke, then changed my diet, started rebuilding my credit and followed my passion. Yep, that was definitely my Jesus year."
by trickynek August 6, 2014
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