wired

The internet is often refered to as "The wired" as it is all connected by wires (Telephone, DSL, cable, etc.)

"Man, I haven't had access to the wired for weeks now!"

by Felicia January 31, 2003

fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"

Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!

by Joe December 8, 2004

Wired In

A technique used while using HTML Programming code. It is where you use headphones to drown out distracting noises. This results in faster programing for games or websites.

GUY1: Mike, get your ass over here!

GUY3: Shut up ass wipe, he's wired in...

GUY1: Go to hell Steve.... HEY MIKE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

GUY2: Go slam yourself fag

GUY1: Hey bitch, go lawyer up ass hole! Imma sue your fatass

by MW2 Freak February 23, 2011

WiredLain

Very obese - the female version of VC, has extremely bad tempers, and is always filled with jealousy.
Has the physical capacity to make an iron bed collapse during sex.
The Female-Synonym for Onix11 and VC.

1) Don't pull a WiredLain because you'll probably break your bed!
2) I saw a WiredLain ordering 50 quarter pounders at McDonalds yesterday.

by Kerynne July 30, 2003

wireloss

A wireless service (usually WiFi) link that drops out constantly.

"The ethernet on this router seems to work fine, but the wireloss is a lost cause."

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

weredouche

noun: a male who changes inexplicably and violently for the worse, sometimes coinciding with a full moon

verb: the act of becoming a weredouche or acting in a similarly egregious manner

definition developed through self-examination via positivelyprejudiced.tumblr.com

Anyone's ex (or current) boyfriend is a weredouche on occasion.

by positivelyprejudiced.tumblr August 23, 2011

wiredness

physical and mental condition resulting from increased time on the wired world

"This wiredness gets wiresome" by the term creator, M. Cimet.

by elmicael December 25, 2009