willhelm

Slapping a midget with a pizza paddle. It has to be a pizza paddle. This is the only type of paddle that will work.

Tiny Amy didn't think she could finish the workout until she got willhelmed by her trainer.

by Jshine June 27, 2016

WillNE

Sub to WillNE.

WillNE is better than Morgz’ mum. Don’t take it personal Jill.

by BigJillHudson January 17, 2019

one-eyed willie

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.

by Jenn F September 23, 2005

willie lump lump

A male with a sexual disease.

I ain't cutting wit dat bitch. I ain't going out like willie lump lump.

by Hunter September 14, 2004

Willie Nixon

While playing a multiplayer video game (most specifically Halo, however it can be applied to almost any game) one player is used as a decoy to draw in the enemy team and while they are distracted with killing the decoy other team mates come from behind the enemy team and completely eradicate them. One of the most infamous cases occured in late 2005 on Halo 2. In a close team slayer game one SteelAssassn plaid the decoy on Lockout drawing in an unsuspecting enemy team that was then ambushed by ArcAngel316 (Now ArcAngel613), Holycrapp, and Assasin003 (Now Assassin388) thus taking out the enemy and winning the game by a single point.
The "Willie" portion of the name originates from "Willie" Nelson the famous country singer who smokes marijuana. This is because much like a person who has smoked some mary-jane the enemy team is happy that they have found a lone person to take out for an easy kill.
The "Nixon" portion of the name orginates from President Richard "Nixon". This is because the whole thing is a lie much like Watergate. The lone player is not an easy kill, but a trap.

"We straight Willie Nixon'ed em."
"Set-up the Willie!"
"Don't go in there it's a Willie Nixon!"
"There's no escaping a good Nixon."
"Pull them into the Willie."

by The Chronicler July 22, 2009

Willie Davis

A down ass Homie who's always there when you need him. Loyal, Faithful, Trustworthy, and a Mack with the ladies

Man aint nobody down like Willie Davis

by Wonderwoman143 June 5, 2013

Willietta

An awesome friend, always there when you need her, loves you through hard times and good times, is the most awesomest person, Pretty and absolutely perfect

I wish I had the name Willietta

by Ebzz June 17, 2013