John was such a good man. It is a shame he chased that Charizard into traffic and was hit by several city busses in a row, obliterating his corpse. Now his wife Shirley is a Pokemon Widow.
by CC8675309 July 18, 2016
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"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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by Ambrosia Dawn December 9, 2008
Get the Cyber Widow mug.Spouse of a triathlete.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
Get the triathlon widow mug.When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce
It's fairly obvious...
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003
Get the AIM Widow(er) mug.A woman with a female "savior syndrome" that dates people in a bad place them builds them up as "mr perfect" until he grows stronger and asserts himself as a man, but still loves her. Once the black widow knows her pray is built up as a man. She crushes him no matter how much he loves her because she wants to feel like someone needs her and that she is responsible for everything he has. She feels inclined to make people perfect to compensate for there own flaws and in turn makes herself a controlling manipulative bitch. She will date people that are douchey or in a low place so watch out if your heart is for the taking. "She will eat you alive"
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex:2 That black widow bitch just used me to compensate for her own personal failures she's useless to society and a poison in the hearts of all man stay away from her she'll turn u into a puppet and try to consume your soul
by gavintaketa December 2, 2014
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by FaptimusPrime February 28, 2015
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