Wet Dreams 

dreaming about someone who you like and lettin go of the semen

Joe was all sweaty and was havin wet dreams.

Wet Dreams by ghettojaymn8897 November 11, 2004

wet dreams make cum 

Mondegreen of "What Dreams May Come", a 1998 American fantasy drama film, starring Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. Unsurprisingly it is also the name of a pornographic film. Be careful not to confuse them.

(over phone)

Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!

wet dreams make cum by d3qu July 22, 2018

wet dreams 

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

wet dreams by gnostic3 June 5, 2017

wet dreamer 

a noob that blows his load while his peter is still in his pants and he isn't even conscious

Jack: man, i need to get over being a wet dreamer

Henry: i kno brah, i woke up with baby batter all over my bed

wet dreamer by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011

Wet dreamers 

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

Wet dreamers by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024

Wet-dreamer 

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

Wet-dreamer by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024

Drama Wet

When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.

Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.

Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet

Manno 1: ew no I'm gay

Drama Wet by Dr. Gay4Cavill August 21, 2022