suitcase wedgie

a suitcase wedgie is like a wedge but the bully caries you while holding you're underwear

the bully:you better have my money or its a suitcase wedgie!

by reee master May 15, 2020

Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

messy wedgie

A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.

I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!

by lolsuperman July 4, 2007

Journelist Wedgie

When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.

I like to write, and my friend knows that, So, at her house, she gives me a journelist wedgie and I typed exactly what was happening. I got yanked 6 times and it lasted 10 minutes.

by Nefertiti9892 May 16, 2010

Foot wedgie

Similar to the generic wedgie with a painful twist. To give a foot wedgie first give your victim a normal wedgie. As they cringe in pain, pull one or both of their feet back and pull the elastic band of their underwear around their toes. This will leave your victim immobilized and shrieking in pain. Your victim might have to cut/tear their underwear to free themselves. Note: works best when victims still has shoes on.

John: "Jack your gay."
Jack: "Take that back or I'll give you the worst foot wedgie of your life!"

John: "I was just kidding please don't!"
Jack: "That's what I thought."

by Leroylongballs August 4, 2014

chilly wedgie

A chilly wedgie is when you give a person a normal wedgie then fill their panties with snow

Chilly wedgie: when I was a young 14 year old boy me and my brother were playing in the snow also our parents were away were were playing then my brother coaxed me to get in his room then he pulled my panties down then yanked my underwear so high then he hung me on the coat hangar he then got a bunch of ice and filled my undies with it then he fed me rotten food I was farting and pushing my brother was laughing then he got a stick and spanked me he then pulled my underwear higher making my butthole bleed I blushed he then took a picture of me and posted it on Snapchat my ass was cold!

by AHoof March 12, 2022

Hanging Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is suspended by their underwear, which usually causes the undies to rip very quickly. Sometimes, however, the underwear are strong enough to keep the victim suspended, causing intense pain in the crotch and butt.

I was walking back to my dorm after my last class of the day when a guy jumped me. He dragged me to a park, when I recognized him as a guy who used to bully me in high school. He reached into the back of my pants and gave me a wedgie. “Tighty-whities? I shouldn’t be surprised,” he said, continuing to yank my undies up my butt. He pulled my pants down, exposing my butt cheeks. I was in shock, so all I could to was squirm and whimper as he kept pulling. Eventually, he got bored and left me in a painful hanging wedgie on the playground equipment. My briefs didn’t rip for hours, so I was stuck up there, crying from the pain. That was the first of many hanging wedgies I would receive.

by broncos502 June 8, 2023