weese

an unimaginably obnoxious, rare, humorous, obsessive, and crazy being

That Weese is one funny son of a bitch!

by Anjroo January 7, 2004

Weedpiphany

An epiphany one has while high. The smoker will think that they have made a new descovery. They will then proceed to tell other fellow smokers about their great new idea/thought, or write it down on paper to show later.

Thinker: Hey dude, imagine if we weren't the only ones here? How bout if there are creatures living amoung us that we've never heard or seen of?

Thinker's friend: DUDE did you just make a weedpiphany! Here's some paper, write that shit down!

by WeedPyschic June 23, 2010

weesner

Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner

v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."

by jp444 November 5, 2018

Weeshnaw

A clean alternative for children used in place of curse words.

I can't stand Timmy, he's such a weeshnaw

by Bbqsaucetts November 7, 2019

Weepens of Deeth

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.

"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker

by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011