Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"

by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.

brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.

by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018

weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019

Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.

“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”

by Hezezezezezfijigigihuillopitsi May 17, 2019

Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

bist waasher

You have to be the only guy to achieve the status of being a Bist waasher. To be a Bist waasher you must first become a min. After that you must do anything anytime and be the most sick guy of all time.

Wow you just jumped off a house and broke both of your legs. You are a Bist waasher

by The mins April 14, 2021

pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021