jizz-worthy

Something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you jizz or any thing equal to cumming.

That headshot from 400 yards away was jizz-worthy

by kyle_kahn February 25, 2011

Russian Warthog

The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.

Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011

Jizz worthy

Worthy of a jizz.

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!

by O noes! May 29, 2009

Jacket Worthy

Used to describe whenever it is or its not cold enough to use a jacket outside.

Guy1-'Hey arent you gonna put on your jacket?'
Guy2-'Naw its not very jacket worthy.'

by 1g1r1e1g1 April 20, 2009

ShamWow-worthy

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"

by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.

Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy

by j_ball13 November 25, 2011

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012