pumpkin wand

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.
by Willis Puffington December 17, 2006
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purple wand

A device (similar to a dildo) that produces small electrical pulses when touched to the skin, intending to sexually arouse the recipient.
Ooh girl, shock me like a purple wand. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel...
by German dungeon porn enthusiast January 28, 2014
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wand-waver

Ever since that wand-waver came back things have gotten hectic.
by The Return of Light Joker December 01, 2009
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gutty wand

A gay mans very large penis, or "wand" who has been known to posses magical powers not unlike that of a sorcerer, or wizards wand. Typycally the unfortunate ass princess on the receiving side of this bohemith, ends up with very sore "guts"
"Steves stomach cramps caused him to miss work for almost a week, after a long night of ass magic from Brents "gutty wand"
by tummystix72 September 25, 2009
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bitch wand

another name for sparklers in new york. apparently some people (adults) have a gay tone of voice when they hold a sparkler.... most people call them bitch wands in new york because new york is kinda weird... compared to other states if you really look at it... no offence to the people who live in new york... you guys rock :-)

don't believe me?

go to http://youtube.com/watch?v=qGfAu_HRz6g at part :53-1:10
man 1: woo spraklers!!
man 2: dude quit playing with that bitch wand!!
by dudethatlovespeople July 11, 2008
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wizard's wand

When you reach around and finger the butthole of your lover.
She gave me the wizard's wand last night, it felt magical.
by Suspiria907 September 08, 2017
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magic wand

1)noun. a dildo or vibrator

2) a device that will someday render men obsolete
After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.
by Kaworu July 04, 2004
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