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Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles
When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.
by Davies Ma January 4, 2011
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smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!
My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...
by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009
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Obey The Walrus

The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.
Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.
by tratsa August 26, 2016
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Wally Walk

Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.

Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece

Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
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Obey The Walrus

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014
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Walrustache

a mustache that is so bushy that it actually exceeds the parameters of the top lip that it makes the wearer look like a walrus. Can also be combined with a beard arrangement to increase the effect.
Jamie Hyneman off mythbusters has an epic walrustache
by Doctor Tripod February 25, 2009
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Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
Example containing the word Walrus Mustache
by MemeticMan November 3, 2011
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