Variety Muffins

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

Purge Valve

The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.

Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

valver

A slang term to describe a 16v engine over it's 8v counterpart. If you were replacing your standard 8v engine with a 16v lump you could say you were upgrading to a valver.

I've put a valver out of a VTS in my Saxo.

by Gixxer_Junkie November 4, 2007

Valve Job

After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.

Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.

by HBOY March 22, 2010

Vargentina

vargentina is a country that won the rigged world cup with the help of organizers and FIFA

"I cant believe that's a penalty. Vargentina for a reason"

by Pep Fraudiola August 3, 2023

Varden

Varden is a strong boys name meaning green knol

the don Varden is a group of good people in the book eragon

The Don Varden. Varden Willams

by missymoo26 June 22, 2011

varves

a condition of the genetals resulting from over use and/or high amounts of friction put upon the area. the condition may cause bruising, chafing of the skin, and in some serious cases, bleeding.

that whore has varves cause she gets down with all the guys on a regualr basis.

by jaketothemax1000 September 7, 2005