After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.
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A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.
"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.
For a Similar Definition See tossed salad
"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.
For a Similar Definition See tossed salad
"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."
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Friend: You mean mile high club?
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You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.
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Get the Mile Under Club mug.The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
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Get the haggis under the kilt mug.The act of violently vomiting to the point that it causes one to evacuate their bowels at the same time from all of the straining.
To add insult to injury, as I retched into the toilet, a felt a release in my bowels and knew it was the chunder from down under.
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There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):
- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):
- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
-keep it under one's hat-
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
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