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underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.
Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!
by Captain Cox May 24, 2006
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underwater kangaroo

A girl who jumps on every guys dick she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a whore or slag that enjoys many partners UNDER WATER. Dam Kangaroos.
That dam underwater kangaroo knows just about everyone
by wutwut631 November 8, 2009
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nose-underwire

When a mask 😷 that is worn to protect others from getting airborne illnesses is worn UNDER your nose.
“Wish that dipshit would fix their nose-underwire so I don’t get sick!”
by Dump-Trump 2020 September 13, 2020
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underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."
Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
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Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017
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Underdose

When you don’t take enough meds and feel like absolute shit and feel like you are having a heart attack, a contributor to an underdose is having lollies. You will also say the first things that come to your mind and not realise what you said afterwords, you might fall asleep or just fall over passed out like because of tiredness
Jack: I’m gonna die, I’m having a underdose
by CheezyBoi_ June 6, 2021
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Underistocracy

The state of being of good quality with some certain things worsening the condition.
Suleiman the Magnificent tried to avoid underistocracy as much as possible.
by John Shallow June 13, 2021
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