TwoFacedBitches

One minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.

august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches

by [prohmise] October 19, 2009

Dookie toof

A discolored tooth

That mack must smoke like a chimley or drink a pot of coffee a day cause homie got a big ole dookie toof.

by Ric Dog June 7, 2003

toofer

Short for "two four", slang for a 24 pack of beer.

Canadian in origin.

"How much beer are you going to buy?"
"A toofer."

by Kaethe Rutkowski July 23, 2005

troof

A spin-off of the word truth often used in place of a phrase like, "That's true."

Person 1: Man, global warming is fucked up!
Person 2: Troof.

by AlanK March 19, 2008

Twofly

Being arrogant because your better than everyone in everything. Also used to describe large penis's.

Damnnn, i was so drunk last night, i felt like i was twofly. Than i picked up a chick and put my twofly in her.

by ExpiredCondom October 26, 2011

thoof

a poof that thinks he is a thug

you think your a thug but your actually a poof, you're a thoof

by iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttiiiiiii March 14, 2018

Twooper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper

by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009