Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

Twitterable

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.

I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!

by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Twitter

The website with an astoundingly good ability to argue and get offended over literally nothing.

Ugh, those bastards on twitter just started doxxing people for thinking water is wet again.

by toxfail March 17, 2022

Twitter

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Twitter

Random mix of stans, toxic people, celebrities and a lot of people who are in nasa and a lot of hashtags and random uh.....furry...18+ drawings?

Person 1: Im going to sign in twitter
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*

by DresOnUrban June 6, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a next dark web.Belive me,its really toxic and weird.
Also,NEVER trust twitter links!!
(khm,khm,hounted house,khm khm)

Person A:"I just saw some hardcore porn on twitter link!"

Person B:"This is why i told you not to trust twitter links!!"

by ApyPie February 27, 2022