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Twitter

1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!
by MoFraker November 13, 2011
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Tittie Twister

The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.
Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!
by Whiplash January 7, 2005
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Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010
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twitter warlock

1. A celebrity with sufficient Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent to cast a spell on the masses and garner huge endorsement deals through the use of new media alone, and in particular twitter.
by majeweethis April 10, 2011
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Twitter Blue

One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.

I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.

Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022
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Western Twitter

A insult/word used in response when people (usually from USA) when they get offended by something from another part of the world usually Japanese things like Anime, Manga, Art.

They are also known to have zero knowledge of art and get mad when a character skin color is slightly different due to lighting. They also fail to acknowledge that most dark skinned people in anime are just tan Japanese people and not African American.
Matt: "Man did you see people hating on the Nessa drawings on twitter "
James:"Yeah western twitter can't understand lighting and think everything is white washing "
by XeroxEdGx August 5, 2021
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Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
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