boss tweed

Pseudo-Southern slang for really good marijuana.

"Son, I was smokin' on some BOSS tweed laz' night, ya done heard what I said?"

"Hellz yeah. Hellllllllllz yeah."

by shintriad March 3, 2007

twee

to be obnoxiously sweet, or quaint. It comes across as being disingenuous, corny, or effeminate.

This guy was walking his poodle down the street. he had this sickly twee voice when he talked to his dog. he was like; "who's my little poo poo, yes, your my little poo poo. your my little birthday boy, yes you are."

by big_bones February 11, 2010

Shannon Tweed

A hot blonde who starred in many Cinemax/Showtime soft porn movies in the late 80s and 90s. She also has had a long-time relationship with Gene Simmons, the lead singer of KISS. Great tits.

I just saw a Shannon Tweed flick that made me hard.

by TheRealDeal77 October 28, 2008

Tweedfucker

A girl engages in sexual activities with her professor and/or TA to get a good grade in a class at college.

Professor Rob gave Mary an A in Calculus 3 because she let him give her a hot carl.

by DRocko August 10, 2005

Tweebowing

The act of tweeting your love or hate for Tim Tebow after a Bronco's game.

"Did you see that comeback win? I've been Tweebowing about it ever since."

by Terry_Jim December 16, 2011

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010