tweaker scum

1. A man who pretends to be your friend but steals from you when your back is turned. Also will be fronted large amounts of methamphetamine then skip out on the bill because you hurt his feelings when calling him out on his own shit.
2. See also Jake Place or "little bitch"

"Dude did you hear that Kristi lost her house? It's all because of that Tweaker scum who stole her shit and never paid her back. Man he really Jake Placed her ass."

by GotohellJake December 5, 2014

Tweaker Dick

A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.

That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.

by Adrienochrome May 16, 2016

Tweaker time

When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.

He's always late picking me up, he's running on tweaker time.

by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017

Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

by Zookeep January 16, 2011

tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.

Livin' in a tweaker pad.

by Beezli January 1, 2009

tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.

Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.

by El Sadado June 17, 2008

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 5, 2008