Typod

Past tense of the word 'typo' (to make a spelling mistake)

Sorry! I typod it above

by KJC88 August 2, 2016

tripod

a man well endowed man

He's so hung, we call him tripod.

by DarkNova April 15, 2002

human tripod

Pole vaulter-donkey man.

Rob, and he's got technique!

by Gissell "the french b-" July 14, 2004

Tripod

Where three men insert there dicks in a horse n have to keep it in there all the way round the grand national. If it falls out you lose, you can use anything to keep it in except superglue.

" Hey dudes wanna run the grand national ?"
" Sure but it'll be a bit tiring"
" There's a catch"
" What's that ?"
" Get your cock out and ram it into that horse, if it falls out you lose"
" What do you that ?"
" The Tripod dude"
" SOUNDS FUN!!!"

by Captain HBK April 10, 2010

Tripod

A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.

Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016

typod

A common misspelling/abbreviated form of the past tense of "to make a typo."

Stella Kwak: ...i thought i typod it

by johnnymatt September 12, 2009

tripod

The sexual position when a man turns his bitch upside down (headstand) and separates her legs ( resembling a camera tripod), then proceeds to eat her out, as she gives him head.

That stank ho got tripoded.

by MMoney January 10, 2005