Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 20, 2022

Total Whore

She who fights for cock by any means necessary - killing peasants, bombing cities, ruining evereyones lifes in pusuit of The One Cock.

Sally coudln't get Brian by using her charms so she went total whore.

by b0gdan Bogdanovic February 14, 2018

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

by cunt munchier July 13, 2014

Thotarottie

Somebody who is cheating on somebody else with multiple other people, basically somebody running a underground dating site, but they are the only one on the site. They will also break your heart.

Hey Kid, don't fall for it, she a (Thotarottie)

by YeetSkeetGod March 27, 2020