Rusty Trombone

A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

by boost7 May 1, 2006

tromboner

The nickname for trombone players. The real tromboners a chill but most are weird

That tromboner is a weirdo

by Forty-nine December 11, 2016

rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003

Rusty Trombone

getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."

Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever!
Ever had a rusty trombone

by Sam from Philly August 13, 2005

Rusty Trombone

A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"

Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.

by Mr. Bator August 28, 2008

Trombone

1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing

The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.

by Emily April 27, 2004