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by treeko454 November 13, 2020

tree

When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.

"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"

- From Pride and Prejudice.

by "A Pseudonym" June 23, 2004

tree

1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.

2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.

3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.

4. Weed.

1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.

2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!

3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?

4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.

by greenteapot November 10, 2008

tree

A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.

Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh

by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005

tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable

"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"

by alejandro September 13, 2003

tree

TREE: A extremely smart programmer/hacker that has a sick mind.

This glitch is brought to you by TREE :)

by J.T. Arseoen March 8, 2003

tree

an unusually large penis with tons of pubic hair

"check out the tree on that guy"
"what a great tree"
"women want that tree"

by Jason Gerret-Glaser June 25, 2005