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Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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Trapical

Jimmy - "hey Jaquis, have you seen Trapical on twitch?"
Jaquis - "Yes, he is very funny and swag"
by TwitchBoy123 January 17, 2021
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metro tactical

1. When a person wears lo-profile tactical clothing and gear to a completely civilian event in an attempt to look cool. 2. When a person not related to military or law enforcement dresses in tactical clothing for no reason other then to get attention. Related to tactical fabulous.
Dude, could you be less metro tactical, we are only going to a movie.
by d_press September 17, 2018
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mozul tactical

When your significant other is not paying attention during sex and you squeeze out a deadly fart (bomb).
Significant other: "Wait what's that smell???"

You: "MOZUL TACTICALLLLL"
by PrincessCat69 March 10, 2019
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Tactical Nuke

In Multiplayer when a played has a killstreak of 25 kills in a row without dieing they will gain the tactical nuke. The tactical nuke, blows up the entire map and kills all players on BOTH teams (chicken don't die though weird.) The player's team automatically wins regardless of the current score. When a tactical nuke has been activated the player usually spams in the mic bragging and spins around in circles shooting his gun around like an idiot.
Rangers: "Enemy Tactical Nuke incoming, it's over!"
Rangers Player: NUUUUUUUU!
by gangstahhh1232432423 April 28, 2010
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Tactical waiting

A gamestyle commonly adopted in FPS games when, knowing where the enemy is coming from, you might wait at a doorway, corner or opening.
The technique is often wrongly called camping by newbs(and also n00bs) aggrovated by your superior techniques.
To be correctly called a tactical waiter, a player must move to complete an objective rather than staying put
Player A: I suck at COD4 i get shot every time i turn a corner
Player B: You need to do more tactical waiting
Player A: I keep dying, this is so aggrovating!
Player B: you should try tactical waiting
by G4NJ February 28, 2008
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Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.
I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.
by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011
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