by Fire Sac September 17, 2009
Get the Trading In Your Mother mug.A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.
Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009
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by MG fan October 19, 2011
Get the Red Royal Trading mug.Two people that lock butt holes together and push farts from one butt to another. You can also push turds back and fourth along with farts. This is a common practice that goes along with “Swamp Dawgging”
My parents just left, i have the house to myself right now, lets go do some “trading” in the basement!
Another example would be: oh boy my butts killing me, i had my buddy over and we were trading for about an hour… i haven't shit right since!!!
Another example would be: oh boy my butts killing me, i had my buddy over and we were trading for about an hour… i haven't shit right since!!!
by Scuba Stan March 12, 2022
Get the Trading mug.When you get the lowdown on your assets and the government gets its period over it. One of the cell bitches once your tossed in jail, ultimately leading to one of the quickest ways to gauge your asshole.
Large inmate: "What you in for fuck boy?"
You: "insider trading dawg."
Large inmate: "hope you like triple doubles bitch."
You: "insider trading dawg."
Large inmate: "hope you like triple doubles bitch."
by insensitive and unfiltered November 13, 2014
Get the insider trading mug.A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
Get the Trading Quids mug.The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another
Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.
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