oregon trail

An originally apple computer-based game by MECC, that any current college-age person surely played as a child, as far back as on a green-tinted computer monitor
Sweet... today we get to play Oregon Trail in computer class!
by sloops March 11, 2005
Get the oregon trail mug.

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.
Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.
by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009
Get the Appalachian Trail mug.

Pleasure trail

The thin line of hair on a man leading from the belly button, attaching to the pubic hair. Can also be called the glory road.
My pleasure trail is uncomfortable in tight pants but my wife says it shows her where the pleasure is
by Loellenknight85 April 30, 2010
Get the Pleasure trail mug.

Oxford Trail

When one has diarrhea streaming from them whilst simultaneously ejaculating
I had a great oxford trail last night
by Kquil August 14, 2021
Get the Oxford Trail mug.

Trail Blazin'

To walk, shoulder by shoulder, with another or group of others, down a hallway, such in a high school, thus disrupting the flow of traffic into the lockers.
"Bro, we were trail blazin' like a motha fucka"
by JMACxATTACK February 16, 2008
Get the Trail Blazin' mug.

Trail Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's long Hiking trip in the wild makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful;

When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.

Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure
Damn Bro, that babe is smokin hot! Awww wait, she has 2 teeth! I must be rockin some gnarly Trail Goggles!
by Chris Arace August 14, 2006
Get the Trail Goggles mug.

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.
I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.
by BXplicit December 08, 2008
Get the monkey trailing mug.