tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.

Hey can you pass me a tortonto

by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

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Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel

--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!

by Number17 June 21, 2014

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Toronto Soufflé

When you're going down on your boyfriend when he's watching hockey and use maple syrup as lube. His pubes get wet so you have to blow-dry them but they catch on fire, so he has to run out into the snow to put it out.

A: Hey gurl, what did you do last night?
B: I gave Ed a Toronto Soufflé

A: OMG is okay?!
B: he is now, we spent 3hrs in A&E though.

by Andthenonetime69 February 2, 2017

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Toronto invite

To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.

( antonymous to "invite" )

I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.

by pzeudonympho May 30, 2018

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Touron

The name Eastern Shore locals use for annoying tourist's that clog up their amenity's. They start their invasion in June and usually fade away after Labor Day.

It's almost Labor Day, which means all those touron's will be going away!

by K00lman August 19, 2019

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