TOOTEN

A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool

Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

Tooken

Another way of saying Taken

That guy had tooken his dog to the park

by PWDC December 24, 2018

Mooken Tooken

Vietnamese slang for “gay muslim male”

“Jiyaad is a Mooken Tooken”

by Unknown_Scholar May 13, 2018

Tulia Tooleetee Lootee Low

Words that have been proven to combat a headache / migraine when repeated in a soft slow voice to soft music.

"Tulia tooleetee lootee low, culia queleekee ooooo low."

by LB30 May 8, 2008

tooken

being "taken" as in "not single"

JR: ay mami can i get ya numba
Me:sorry papi...im tooken

by Sexy badd bitch August 25, 2005

Tooling

General: Custom made tools used to perform a specific task .
Political: Cultured persons that are brainwashed into believing what someone else has told them is true. Political tools

We're tooling up to make cars.
If we put our tooling into action we will win the next election.

by Intelligento July 16, 2008