by The OG nutcracker December 20, 2017

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.
Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

Butt Tobaccos Finer characteristics include oblong suppositories (mainly the fingers from disposable gloves) filled with brown or green leafy substances
by Brock216 March 27, 2021

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.
Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!
by QuacksO May 24, 2016
