Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009

toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.

While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.

by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014

twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.

Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!

by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Totting

The act of thinking about, ordering or consuming McMenamin's Cajun Tots. Preferably daily during Happy Hour for $1 w/ ranch dressing.

Gina, "Would you like to go totting tomorrow?"

Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"

Gina, "We should get at least 2!"

by Bromancer20 May 27, 2010