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Flying Thrust

The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.

The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.

Warning!

To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.

Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life

That is the Flying Thrust!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
by Shmickogaming March 2, 2011
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Flood thrust

The act of urinating in the vagina and constantly thrusting the penis in and out the vagina making it a flooded like storm drain.
" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"
by Phantom2timeZz February 6, 2019
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1. (Noun) The vaginal juice that accumulates on the base of your dick, then dries thus becoming crusty.
(You're in class and homie is scratching his junk hard)

The fucks the matter with you you got the clap or something!?

Nah bro just some thrust crust from THOT
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Thripshit

A person who is three times (or more) stupid than a normal dipshit.
John: I don't know how to draw a circle inside a square.
Jesus: You fucking thripshit.
John: Fuck you.
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thrussin

Just like bussin but with a “th”
That burger be lookin ultra thrussin
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drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.
After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!
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