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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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Revolving Door

Someone who really doesn't have a sexual preference
Mary:Have you asked out Tom yet?

Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.

Luis:I'm up for it Jack.

Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.
by Tim and Joe April 5, 2009
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Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.
Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.
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Snub nose revolver

It fits in a purse, it packs a punch, and its for the misses but she doesn't miss.
The wife got a new snub nose revolver for Christmas lets hope I don't forget her birthday.
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revolving bomb

Farting while passing through a revolving door.
I had to fart while passing through the lobby and waited until i passed through the revolving door to drop a revolving bomb.
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THE WORLD REVOLVING

It's funny clown man jevil's theme song, and is played during his fight in "DELTARUNE", by Toby Fox.
THE WORLD REVOLVING is pro song made by toby fox
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Werewolf Revolver

Slang for 6 pack of Coors Light "silver bullets"
Chuck- Hey man, mind picking me up a werewolf revolver?

Paul- Sure man, definatly better than Bud Diesel
by WyoChuck June 21, 2012
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