by Eradescent June 08, 2014
Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.
by boove June 13, 2011
by DT October 12, 2003
The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.
Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
by FuckMyLifee March 28, 2009
by Sokindarandom July 09, 2019
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Tim can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms. And he has a huge schlong. It doesn't even fit in me. It's so big, and i wanna have it all inside me.
Girl: Hey, i just met a person!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!
by ABigFaggot June 01, 2018
by Atom1937 June 14, 2018